A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would have [...]

This will warm your heart. It teaches us not to “judge a book by its cover”. Have a lovely weekend.

A Referee ordered a penalty to be retaken in a Sunday league football game after an opposition player ‘broke wind’ as the ball was kicked. He also gave the player a yellow card for ‘ungentlemanly conduct’. Chorlton Villa, who conceded a goal on the second take, won 6-4 away against International Manchester FC in Stretford. [...]

A priest added some zest to a service by christening a babvy with lemon-flavoured cola. The Rev. Paal Dale had to improvise after the water supply to the church in Stord, Norway was cut. “Only the lemon smell was unusual” he said. Add some spice to your life this weekend, don’t let the credit-crunch get [...]